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Tuesday, January 03, 2006

Enough Darkness. On to Something Lighter.

G'day, Ms J.

Sorry about all the doom and gloom I've been posting here lately. Dad says you've gotta have some rain in your Life, or you'll never appreciate the sun. He's right, of course. So I'll try to move on from the weighty topic of suffering to something lighter: A fairy tale. It arrived just this morning in my inbox and I thought it was worth sharing.

The World's Shortest Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, "Will you marry me?"
The girl said, "No," and the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, hunting, and played golf a lot and drank beer and farted whenever he wanted.

- The End -






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6 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gee, how could anyone say "no" to a great catch like that?

3 January 2006 at 23:38  
Blogger Zette said...

Oh dear....now you've done it. Ya went and exposed the world to a lighter side (perhaps from all the farting?) of your silliness!!!

;)~


I truly hope you are feeling better today, sweetie!

4 January 2006 at 03:27  
Blogger Heather Plett said...

Um, you forgot to tell the WOMAN'S version of the fairytale - how she went on to enjoy her life, content that she had not tied herself to a farting, beer-drinking, inconsiderate slob!

Enough said. :-)

4 January 2006 at 09:38  
Blogger Anvilcloud said...

Help me here, Dale. Is the fairy tale part the girl saying no or the guy living happily ever after?

4 January 2006 at 09:57  
Blogger Matthew May said...

Dale, LOL.. oh man lol :)

4 January 2006 at 14:52  
Blogger Michelle said...

*sigh*, to think i didn't think you farted!

4 January 2006 at 16:59  

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