Yaaaaaawwwwwwnnn ....
I'm tired tonight, Ms J. I can't think of much to write about.
This has been rattling around inside my skull all day. I can't recall where I first saw it, but it's clever so I'll share it:
The Essay
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A university creative writing class was asked to write a concise
essay containing the following elements:
1. Religion
2. Royalty
3. Sex
4. Mystery
The prize-winning essay read simply:
"My God," said the Queen, "I'm pregnant. I wonder who did it!"
Cute, eh?
You know, every time I type in the code for that separator line, I think of Anvilcloud over at Raindrops. He taught me how to do it. It's a simple thing, but so useful. Thanks, AC!
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2 Comments:
"My prince has come!" said the veiled woman in the back of the church.
The joke is much much better. I just couldn't resist trying to write one too!
You're welcome. There are ways to dress it up, but ... well, you're welcome. :)
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